the Baffling Flipflopper...

A poem for Dana:
set to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Now, let me tell ya a story'bout a girl named Dana,
she's a social worker who hangs with the insane-a,
she really likes to counsel and helps to ease thier pain.....
but really she'd rather be riding a horse in the sun or in the rain...
A cowgirl, she is, who's lookin' for her cowboy.....
Well, the first thing ya know, she's off to Colorado,
to work on the dude-ranch, we think she's a little mad-o,
she learns to cook then learns to guide, she's become a real "wrangler"
Then she's not, she's changed her mind,
her parents want to strangle-her.....
social worker, relief-worker, school counselor, relief worker, counselor, world traveler, that is...
The Baffling Flipflopper.....

You know I love ya, my friend, Happy birthday.................