I'm converting.....to vegetarianism

I'm serious.....
That was perhaps the most disturbing thing we've ever done.....
Next time we're hiring out!
It was sorta comical, in that, Con was holding him down and he asked me to take over so he could use the axe on him and.... I just couldn't do it...I bailed on him....which left him to hold the rooster down and try to whack him and, needless to say it took a few whacks to get it right and I'm crying hysterically to get it done quickly and the rooster is flopping around and I'm crying uncontrollably........
Con's response to me after was: I hate you for this!
We are not definately suited for this business.
Tofu....you're the BEST!