my stupid human trick

I did it good!!!!!!
You know that sketch on the Letterman show, "Stupid Human Tricks?"
Well, I did a good one.......let me tell ya.
Last night we are getting ready for my niece's wedding and I'm dressed, but I see that my skirt is a bit wrinkled so I grab the iron that had been turned on but had been off for at least a couple of minutes and I tried ironing this wrinkle out while I had the skirt ON and it wasn't THAT HOT so I decided to mist my skirt with water and then put the iron on it...........(that was the really stupid part because everybody knows that STEAM is MUCH HOTTER than dry heat).... I peeled myself from the ceiling after my self-inflicted-2nd-degree-burn and I began screaming and yelling and.....it was not pretty.....
This morning it has 2 blisters on it.....one the size of a half dollar and the other about the size of a quarter.....NICE!......
...............STUPID!