a rap song....

So, the pastor asks us to come up with a counselor skit for Thursday evening worship, this is what we came up with:

A rap song to the tune of " Baby got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot:

"We like Big John
and we cannot lie...
you little campers can't deny,
when he walks in with his hair all bright and
a colored shirt on his chest,
YOU GET BLESSED!
Gotta camp that's cool
so ya know the Lord's the Rule.
Looks like one of them Re-Treats,
Smelly girls with smelly feet.
OOH, girlie, I wanna read wich ya,
cuz your Bible's got pichyas.
My counselor tries to control me
but that Book of God...
makes me so Holy....
Oh, please Miss Billie,
Why can't we be more silly,
It's light out, light out,
don't wanna here no girls pout.
When we are praying'
and the pastor's sayin'
You got grace,
tears on ya face,
ya ain't goin' down to the bad place,
We're tired of Satan's lies,
don't believe it
or you'll die.
As a sold-out Christian,
take a look....
you gotta read GODS BOOK!
Word."

It was hilarious......