Chicken Soup.....

Way back in the very darkest corner of the back freezer....lay Mr. Lee.
Mr. Lee was the very naughty rooster who was given a death sentence ONLY after his repeated attempts to BEAT the ANKLES of his loving owners and even after much GRACE was extended to this naughtiest of roosters.
Much was learned after the sentence was carried out, for you see, Mr. Lee, though appearing large and in charge was, actually, very small, indeed.
Mr. Lee had "small chicken syndrome".......yep, that's right, hardly worth the effort, that one.....
......made a pot of chicken soup, we did.....yummy!!!!!
I propose this:

Next time we have a rooster who develops bad attitudes, we will not kill him, NO!
We will, instead, slip a little over -the-counter steroid into his feed, bulk him up a bit, see if then he quits trying to overcompensate for his lacking of self-confidence to the point of bullying all those around him, and, hopefully, will become a kinder, gentler poultry-kind.
I can get chicken at Fred Meyer.......there is absolutely no reason to go to the extraordinary lengths that we went to extract the exact amount of chicken needed for chicken soup..........................which ain't much.