the best medicine.....?

This world is entirely too serious!
We need intentional belly laughs to propel us through the "cares of this world."
I, personally, intend to be funnier.....you're saying to yourself, "how is that even possible?"
But, I'm telling you, right here and now, I am "raising the bar."
Who's with me?
Anyone? (...Bueller...Bueller..?)
I know, you're asking yourself, " How can I be funnier?"
Well, it's a matter of choice, really.
For example:
Let's say that you are at a garage sale early on a Saturday morning and everyone is bustling about with their Starbucks and biscotti when, suddenly, a woman who was checking out some "gently used" bras and undies, begins to choke on her biscotti.
You have some choices to make:

a. you drop the "hall & oates" album and rush over to invoke the the biscotti from her throat using the heimlich maneuver.
b. you stare with mouth aghast and do nothing.
or
c. you point and laugh....might I suggest a belly laugh. People look ridiculous when they're choking, right?

See what I mean?
It's just a matter of choice......and propriety.
It's taking the.....low road cuz, the highroad is, well, not funny.
I am going to purchase a fart machine and I will go to the mall with video camera in hand to film material universally known as "trailer trash tacky."
Who's with me?
Several decades ago, one of my favorite comedians, Steve Martin, came out with an album called, "The cruel shoes."
Anyone remember this?
It was, at the time, the funniest thing I had ever heard.
Here is Steve's suggestion for being funnier:

"Stand on a piece of baloney....and you will feel wierd..... and funnier."

Try it and let me know how it feels.