Lori's gone bye-bye.....

Happy New Year!!!!!!!
My resolutions are as follows:

1. Finish book.
2. Sign contracts with Random House for 2 more books in 2005.
3. Take bonus and buy Lacey her horse.
4. Travel....to Israel and Washington D.C. (not necessarily in that order.)
5. Join an archeological dig in Israel and get really dirty and find.....the ark of the Covenant!
6. Write a screenplay about the "find" and pitch it to Speilberg at Dreamworks.
7. Begin work on the film on location in Jerusalem.
8. Meet the cast: Andy Garcia as the Latin professor of archeology, Viggo Mortensen as his protege, Bill Pullman as the quirky "digger", and Julia Roberts, who plays Me.
9. After the shoot, head back home to check on the chickens.....they were tasty, claims the neighbor...great.
10. Get the cats from the KittyKat Hilton....they hate us now, sorry kitties:(
11. Accept invitation to accompany Andy...er uh...Mr. Garcia to the Oscars.
12. Start looking for a gown....
13. Fertilize the lawn
14. Have tires rotated.
15. Get back to reality.....
16. I'm back
17. finish book......