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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

the final word on nutrition and health....

Concerned about too many carbs or too much fat in your diet?
Consider this:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausges and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans,

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

2 Comments:

  • At 4:52 PM, Blogger Lori said…

    Icht sprechen sie Deutch! Ich liebe dich!

     
  • At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If speaking kills you, you and I already have a foot in the grave! Ha! We talk enough for everybody!
    Love,
    Kimberly

     

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