the chicken has to die.....
The Charges:
Mr. Lee(the rooster), you have been charged with malicious mischief with the intent to harm. The alleged victims, Nevada and her Mom, have filed a complaint on several occasions because of these same allegations and though, you have been given several occasions to rectify this matter regarding your bad behavior, you have thusfar not chosen to be a respectable pet in this loving family.
Your Sentence:
Mr. Lee, you are hereby sentenced to be delicious on the table of the alleged victims. A sentence that will take place no later than this weekend. Mr. Lee, as your judge and jury, I would like to point out how unnecessary this action is and that I have done nothing but be kind and considerate of your hens and your space and I believe that it is your ego and pride that has gotten you into this mess.
"Pride goeth before the Fall...."
I pray that my feed has made you tender and sweet.....
May God roast your breast.
Mr. Lee(the rooster), you have been charged with malicious mischief with the intent to harm. The alleged victims, Nevada and her Mom, have filed a complaint on several occasions because of these same allegations and though, you have been given several occasions to rectify this matter regarding your bad behavior, you have thusfar not chosen to be a respectable pet in this loving family.
Your Sentence:
Mr. Lee, you are hereby sentenced to be delicious on the table of the alleged victims. A sentence that will take place no later than this weekend. Mr. Lee, as your judge and jury, I would like to point out how unnecessary this action is and that I have done nothing but be kind and considerate of your hens and your space and I believe that it is your ego and pride that has gotten you into this mess.
"Pride goeth before the Fall...."
I pray that my feed has made you tender and sweet.....
May God roast your breast.
posted by Lori's World @ 5:58 PM
2 Comments:
At 11:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
Are there Chicken Capital Punishment Protesters on your front lawn?? CNN reported there will be a chicken put to death at your address, for crimes against the caregivers.
Clearly, you have done all you can...
You've talked to the chicken.
Warned the chicken.
Restrained the chicken.
Put the chicken in the time-out chair.
Maced the chicken.
Reported the chicken.
Arrested the chicken and would not visit the chicken (or send any letters).
Taken away chicken's driving priviledges.
Yelled at the chicken.
Spanked the chicken.
Taken the chicken to church.
Laid hands on the chicken. (Oh yeah, that was the spanking.)
You've done all you can do.
Time to put the chicken in a casserole.
When's supper??
See you soon!
Love,
Kimberly
At 11:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
PLEASE HALT ANY FURTHER ACTION AGAINST SAID VICTIM. WE HAVE PETITIONED THE 9TH CIRCUIT COURT FOR A STAY OF EXECUTION FOR SAID VICTIM. AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT THE 9TH CIRCUIT COURT DOES ANYTHING WE ASK IT TO. SO YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST ALL FURTHER ACTIONS AGAINST SAID VICTIM UNTIL NOTIFIED BY SAID COURT.
P.E.T.A.
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