what'd I miss?

Finally!
Lacey's room is done and I can go on with life!
It is beautiful, I must say, and she loves it, too, which is most important.
So, what have I missed?
Dick Cheney shot somebody?
Oh, I bet the democrats are having a heyday over that.
No worries, Dick, I hear it's still safer hunting with you than it is late-night driving with Ted Kennedy.
So, what else?
More fighting in Iraq?
No.......you'd think there was a WAR or something going on over there!
Goodness!
What's that you say?
We've leased 6 major shipping Ports to the Saudis?
THAT is the CRAZIEST thing I've ever heard.
They're just asking for terrorists to sneak into the country bent on our destruction.....that is just......assanine!
Next you'll be telling me that Hillary Clinton is running for President.
...........ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haa.