Here lies Mr. Lee Tried to run But he couldn't flee. We really tried But he wasn't nice So we're having him With wild rice! We tried to love him Show him the way But he acted up And went astray. We've prayed for him But he'll soon be dead. Hmmm, Crescent Rolls? Or Garlic Bread? We'll make it quick So he won't hate us. Broccoli? Or Mashed Potatoes? Goodbye Mr. Lee We wish you'd been nice. Happy Trails. Adios. Now, pass the rice!
After reading a few blogs in Lori's wacky world, I'd like to take a few moments in the service to ask any chickens out there if they would like to ask Jesus Christ into their hearts to be their personal Lord and Savior.
We'll follow with a hymn and then a nice buffet down in the Fellowship Hall! Join us!
(Please sign the guest book - chicken scratch is fine- in the foyer.)
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At 2:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ode to the Dead Chicken
Here lies
Mr. Lee
Tried to run
But he couldn't flee.
We really tried
But he wasn't nice
So we're having him
With wild rice!
We tried to love him
Show him the way
But he acted up
And went astray.
We've prayed for him
But he'll soon be dead.
Hmmm, Crescent Rolls?
Or Garlic Bread?
We'll make it quick
So he won't hate us.
Broccoli?
Or Mashed Potatoes?
Goodbye Mr. Lee
We wish you'd been nice.
Happy Trails. Adios.
Now, pass the rice!
After reading a few blogs in Lori's wacky world, I'd like to take a few moments in the service to ask any chickens out there if they would like to ask Jesus Christ into their hearts to be their personal Lord and Savior.
We'll follow with a hymn and then a nice buffet down in the Fellowship Hall! Join us!
(Please sign the guest book - chicken scratch is fine-
in the foyer.)
(Can I bring dessert?)
K.
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