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Monday, January 24, 2005

OK...um..how do you kill a chicken?

SERIOUSLY......

for those that know me....at all...know that this is not my area, nor is it one I want to explore.
I guess I'm discreetly looking for a.......hitchicken. shhhhhh!
so, if, uh, anyone knows anyone who can, you know, ummm........whack it!
Let me know.

OK, change of subject.....any good chicken recipies?

3 Comments:

  • At 11:28 PM, Blogger Lori said…

    I know a guy, who knows a guy!

     
  • At 11:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    (Just run over the chicken. Then you can claim it was an accident. And the bird will be nice and tender as well. Of course, watch out for your house as you try to chase the chicken down with the truck.)

    Okay, let's see now...

    Chicken Parmesan
    Chicken Fajitas
    Chicken Salad
    Chicken Cacciatore
    Chicken Bundles
    Chicken Fingers
    Garlic Chicken
    Fried Chicken
    Baked Chicken
    Roasted Chicken
    Chicken with Rice
    Chicken with Noodles
    Chicken with 'taters.....hmmmm, I'm feelin' a bit like
    Bubba Gump Chicken!

    Otay, who's hungry??!!

    Ha!

    K.

     
  • At 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    take an axe put chickens head between 2 nails on a log so ir cant get out..take axe and chop head off...stand back cause chicken will flop....this is how my brother and i did it when we were kids...mom said kill the chicken so we did...the hard part is plucking it...put in boiling water hold by its feet after chicken has stopped flopping..then pluck away...my mom always gutted it and cut it up...hope this helps

     

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