oh brother....

Researchers have found that women who are found to have the same length ring/index finger score lower than men in the area of spatial relations.
Apparently, they have found that the lack of testosterone in the womb causes a deficiency in spatial ablilities......and shorter ring fingers
In a related story, researchers have also found that women can see the many variations of the color red, where men just see red.
Apparently, the lack of estrogen in the womb has caused them to grow penises, longer ring fingers, have huge egos, be insensitive to the opposite sex, and to NOT GIVE A RAT'S BEHIND THAT THERE ARE MANY VARIATIONS OF THE COLOR RED!!!!!
It's nice to know that our tax dollars are going to save the world from "insensitive-color-blind-ego-maniacs."
Good show.....